First They Told Me There Was Global WarmingAnd I Could Not Stop Perspiring.
Then They Told Me It Was Global Cooling
And I Couldn't Stop Shivering.
And I Couldn't Stop Shivering.
Now They Tell Me It's Climate Change
And I Can't Figure-Out What Clothes To Wear.
And I Can't Figure-Out What Clothes To Wear.
They Had me So Confused,
I Suffered An Anxiety Attack.
When I Went For Counseling, I Was Told My
Insurance No Longer Covered Psychiatric Issues
But If I Covered My ACA Co-Pay Of $5,000,
I Could get Two Aspirin.
I Suffered An Anxiety Attack.
When I Went For Counseling, I Was Told My
Insurance No Longer Covered Psychiatric Issues
But If I Covered My ACA Co-Pay Of $5,000,
I Could get Two Aspirin.
When I Called, They Told Me The
Computers Were Hacked,
My Records No Longer Existed
And I Would Need To Return The Aspirin.
Computers Were Hacked,
My Records No Longer Existed
And I Would Need To Return The Aspirin.
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